"i’m not red inside like you are. i have no color i am washed out and pale as the sidewalks after spring melts the snow"
"I always find myself alone. Nobody speaks to me; the frost of loneliness makes me shiver."
"I wish I could be more. But not for you. Fuck you. I want to be more for myself."
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”